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Poor Smerch

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Ever since I posted a blog expressing my curiosity as to the size of Smerch’s Wallet (not a euphemism for cock, this time), I’ve been beset by incoming search links from other curious travellers, pondering the same global issue.

Now, it’s one thing to be curious, it’s quite another to be the “Gossip Column” that people are reaching, because of it.  Clearly, I’ve embarrassed myself.

Smerch At His Best

I wouldn’t feel half as bad if people were coming here for news/speculation on Fucking Round Head Karl Pilkington’s net worth.  That would be fine -- as this is almost a scientific curiosity.   Karl is a phenomenal concept. I theorise that Karl is virtually immune to the effects of wealth, which makes these experiments where he receives cash for revealing his prodigious craziness all the more amusing.  My guess is that he’d be a miserable cunt even if he was a billionaire.  Too much hassle.

Karl has always been somewhat muted by the presence of a video camera, but I think we’ve established how to coax out classic Graham (or Brett?).  Put him with Ricky.  Example follows as Karl Pilkington reviews “The Truth About Lying” -- Ricky’s latest movie.