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gully riddim says:
i may have told you this before but until the age of about 12-14 i used to shit while resting my chest on my thighs

abc says:
i used to squat wipe
abc says:
that seems weird now
abc says:
i squat wiped for about 23 years

An offer accepted

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jedimaster_69 says:

michael offered to cum on my doorknob yesterday, i accepted of course
this was a bit of an inversion of his intended effect and as a result, i both won and lost the conversation, in that he was silenced, but i did not get the sticky fingered reward i was searching for

Idle thoughts at teh porcelain portal

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jedimaster_69 says:
on a similar subject
i was in the toilet just then, pissing this time
and i thought about what it’d be like to make out with billy slater
gold singer says:
who
oh nevermind
jedimaster_69 says:
and then i stood there thinking whether it would be in any way arousing to me
turns out i’m not gay
i thought it’d be disgusting
gold singer says:
that is an interesting thought
jedimaster_69 says:
not many men have the guts to make out with billy slater in their mind
gold singer says:
hahahaha no suppose that is true
well maybe the thinking isnt the guts part
is billy a good kisser
jedimaster_69 says:
to be honest i couldn’t quite bridge the gap fully
gold singer says:
too repulsed
jedimaster_69 says:
i got pretty close and then realised his cock was making my skin crawl (he was clothed, but i could sense it)

Archives must be kept

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Adios Willy says:
i was thinking of getting you to contribute to a joint blog
before you posted that blog link
gold singer says:
hah
that would last about a week

Adios Willy says:
it’d be about shitting of course
more of an ongoing conversation on the culture of the poo
it was only yesterday whilst i failed at danger wiping (took in precious little paper), as i stood in the towering column of redemption (the shower) that these things needed to be recorded

gold singer says:
i got thumb stained on a danger wipe the other day